Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!



  1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
  2. IN a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
  3. No one expect you to run-anywhere.
  4. People call at 8PM and ask: “Did I wake you?”
  5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
  7. Things you buy now won’t wear our.
  8. You can eat supper at 5PM.
  9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
  10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
  11. You can’t remember who sent you this list.
  12. And you noticed these are all the Big Print for your convenience.